About Me

The serial progenitor of these assorted ramblings: a 22-year old boy aiming to bring about, by any unanimously consensual means, that state of society wherein all people accrue their beliefs empirically, all people are vegan and humane to sentience, all people possess the knowledge and resources to sustain themselves without having to serve or be served by another, all people rely exclusively on clean and renewable energy sources, and all people are of one nation whose chief concern is the preservation of that nation's habitat from cosmic turbulence. Being entirely ill-equipped and ill-informed for this grand mission, I've resolved to blog until I get better at it.

8/14/12

Fiction - "The South Sea Expedition - A Campaign Novelization" Chapter 1, Part 1.1


- Chapter One -
A Lock Without A Key

            It was very hard for Locke to make out clearly anything in regard to his immediate vicinity, so soon after his awakening.  He was not at all unintroduced to the phenomenon of rediscovering consciousness in such a . . . 'compromised' sensory capacity; worrying him a bit more pressingly was the fact that he could not recall when, or, on what specific occasions, he had been so introduced.  Where had he been so indisposed before, and with whom?  There had been company, hadn't there?  He had the vaguest recollections of one (or many?) enjoyable . . . evenings . . . spent in what he could still intuit was a ludic disregard of consequence, but there were no faces, no recognizable places, just vestigial sentiments evacuated of purpose or context.  Locke, that was his name . . . but what was his last name?  Did he have one?  There was no response forthcoming for these queries either.
            His cheek felt as though it were plastered to what was coming into focus as a grey rock floor with what he could only presume was his own sweat.  With an audible 'thwack', he emancipated his face from its' squalid embrace with the stone to take stock of his surroundings.

Philosophy - A Dialogue Twixt Fiction and Faction

“Do you believe in God?”

“ . . . ”

“Well, do you?”

“The frame of your question, it is . . . loaded.”

“ . . . What?”

“Have you ever said the word ‘white’, ten times fast?”

“Mm . . . no.”

“Give it a swing.”

“White-white-white-white-white-white-white-white-white-white.”

“Now, what does a cow drink?”

“Milk . . . wait, what - ”